Here’s a fun post from Diana Peach – 20 Symptoms of Writeritis, which I’m sure many of us can relate to.
20 Symptoms of Writeritis
This 2-yr-old post was one of my most popular, and for those who missed it, I once again share the symptoms of this incurable condition.
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As some of you know, a pervasive syndrome has troubled a segment of society for centuries. After years of research, the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders finally classified these symptoms under the diagnosis: Writeritis.
Writeritis is defined as a persistent, maladaptive pattern of writing that leads to clinically significant impairment or distress, as manifested by six (or more) of the following within a single month:
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A marked craving for increased amounts of writing, and longer periods of time to write.
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An unquenchable thirst for coffee.
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Repeated efforts to cut down or control word count are unsuccessful.
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Withdrawal occurs when writing is discontinued or suddenly reduced. Symptoms include shakiness, moodiness, and/or irritability.
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A tendency to rapidly relapse into extreme patterns of excessive rewriting – even after periods of abstinence or control.
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After writing, a compulsive urge to return and edit.
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An inability to initiate household chores until a plot hole is resolved.
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A clinically significant preoccupation with the motivations of imaginary people.
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Obsessive attempts to manipulate and control the lives of main characters.
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A tendency to forget the time, fail to make dinner, and/or eat in general.
Continue reading more writing ailments . . .
Amen, Sista!
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🙂 🙂
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Thanks, for reading, Marian. I assume you’re afflicted and happy about it. 🙂
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Oh this is precious. Diana you are amazing (and Deb–thanks for sharing. I missed this post!).
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Isn’t it just? That’s why I like to reblog well after a post comes out to bring it new life and new eyes. 🙂
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I’m so glad you caught this one here, Jacqui. We have it bad. 😀
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Thanks so much for sharing, Debby. What a great surprise. This is one of my favorite posts, and I just love how we all can relate, and laugh, too. Once our families adjust, it isn’t so bad, and we can live rich, fulfilling lives. 😀
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My pleasure Diana. I told you I’d be reblogging, I just never know when, lol. I like to let some time pass and give a great post new life. 🙂
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Well, I appreciate it. Especially with the ones that get people laughing. There can always be more of that. 😀
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Laughter is always welcome. 🙂
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This is great! I’m reading with my third cup of coffee after staying up until 4 am to write a new story, sitting here trying to recover and think up new plots for my characters I know better than my neighbors!
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LOLLLLL Charli. Wow, that’s when I woke up, erm. should I say still tossing around in bed with a story for your Rodeo contest. I figured the only way I was going to sleep was to get it out of my head in rough draft! 🙂 🙂
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Glad to inspire 4 am drafts! 😀
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🙂 🙂
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Thanks for taking a look at this new diagnosis, Charli. I’m guessing that you recognized yourself in the symptoms. WordPress has a great support group for this incurable condition. Happy Writing.
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Support group and partners in crime (plotting, that is…)
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Ah yes! Another symptom: We tend to collude and plot worst case scenarios. Susceptible to conspiracies! ha ha.
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I loved this the first time around and love it even more now. #s 8 and 12 haunted me then, but I’ve since added #s 6, 13, 17, and 18. But who am I kidding? I have ALL the symptoms of Writeritis! Thanks again to Diana for this terrific post, and to you, Deb, for the great reblog. Made my day 🙂 ♥♥
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LOLLLLL T you crack me up with your numbers! ❤ ❤
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Hi Debby. Would you check spam? I think I have a bunch of stuck comments. Thanks again for the reblog and the new chuckles. ❤
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Yuppers! I fished you out LOL 🙂 xx
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Thanks. 😀
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🙂
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It sounds like your condition is worsening, Tina. Ha ha. Oh no! The best thing to do is just surrender to it and try to live as full as life as possible. 😀 Happy Weekend!
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Guess I’d best check the condition my condition is in! 🙂
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There’s a few there that sound like me.. Good one.
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Aren’t they great? 🙂
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I’m not surprised you found yourself in there, Allan. It is contagious and there’s not cure. I’m glad you enjoyed the post. 🙂
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So funny. Yes, that’s me, too.
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😉
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Thanks so much for reading, Jennie. It was nice of Debby to give the post a second round of life. I’m glad you got a laugh. 🙂
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My pleasure, Diana!
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My pleasure, Diana! ?
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#6 & #8 are me, exactly. Great list. Thanks for this fun share, Deb and Diana. Loved it.
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Glad you enjoyed it Lis. I can tick off a lot more than 6 and 8, lol. 🙂 x
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Thanks, Lisa. I’m glad you had fun with this. We have a great support group here on WP for all the victims of this condition. Glad you joined in. Happy Writing. 🙂
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Amen on the coffee. This IS hilarious! ROFL. 🙂
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Lol, I know right? 🙂
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Thanks again for reading, John. Happy Writing. 🙂
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Oh, yes, Debby. I can identify with quite a few of those. Thanks for sharing.
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I thought it was a fun share, and one many of us could relate to. 🙂
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That’s for sure! 🙂
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This was still a good read ~ I had to visit it again ~ There’s many truths there 😉
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🙂
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