Saturday Smiles – Words, Words, Words – soulgifts – Telling Tales – #Blogshare

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I came across this ‘word salad’ post by Raili over at Soulgifts. Some of these word associations are just hilarious!!! I hope you enjoy these neologisms as much as me and Raili’s readers have.

 

Saturday Smiles – Words, Words, Words

 

 

Neologisms 

new words or a new use for an old word, or the act of making up new words

in mental health used to describe a symptom of brain dysfunction

as is the delightful term word salad used to describe a string of random words

 

Now, down to business.

Cobs over at Cobweborium Emporium  brought my attention to this delightful list from the Washington Post’s annual neologism contest:

  1. Coffee (n), the person upon whom one coughs.
  2. Flabbergasted (adj) appalled over how much weight you have gained.
  3. Abdicate (v) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
  4. Esplanade (v) to attempt an explanation while drunk.
  5. Willy-nilly  (adj), impotent.
  6. Negligent (adj), describes a condition in which you absent mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
  7. Lymph (v), to walk with a lisp.
  8. Gargoyle (n), gross live-flavoured mouthwash.
  9. Flatulence (n), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
  10. Balderdash (n),  a rapidly receding hairline.
  11. Rectitude (n),  the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
  12. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologists.
  13. Circumvent (n), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
  14. Frisbeetararianism  (n), (back by popular demand):  The belief that when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. Oh yes there are more!!!! Please continue reading HERE

 

Source: Saturday Smiles – Words, Words, Words – soulgifts – Telling Tales

 

 

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  1. Debby, my day starts with a chuckle thanks to you and your post! 😀😀 willy-nilly, lymph and gargoyle are some of my favourites! Thank you for sharing … I’ll be sharing it with my family later; they’ll love these!

    1. So glad you enjoyed – guarantee to make us smile. 🙂 xx

  2. Hilarious! Thanks for sharing this funny find. 😎

    1. Glad to make you smile! 😉

  3. My husband and I have a lot of fun with neologisms, especially as we’re aging and we forget they aren’t real Webster-approved words!

    1. Lol Jacqui 🙂

  4. To Blutter. Describes the combination of blabber and stutter. Someone who talks so fast that they stutter (usually banal rubbish) A blutterer.

    1. Lol Ellen, I love it!!! 🙂

      1. Probably the only one I could put my mind too after your list. X

        1. Lol, thank you, but I’m merely the sharer of that great list. 🙂

          1. Thanks for sharing then 😁😂

          2. My pleasure. 🙂

  5. This brought a needed smile to my face.

    1. Happy to make you smile. 🙂

  6. HA ha ha ha. So funny. I couldn’t pick a favorite. Heading over to read more. 🙂

    1. 🙂 😉 🙂

  7. Good ones! Thanks for the chuckles! 😘💕🤗

    1. Pleasure Janice 🙂 <3

  8. I especially enjoyed #9 and must admit association with “abdicate.” Fun list! 🙂

    1. LOl Marian, writing humor 🙂

  9. I love neologisms. I have several lists I’ve collected over the years. Makes you wonder what people are doing when they coin these words. I’ve always envisioned a group of renegades around a table in a pub downing beers and shooters while laughing their arses off 🙂 ❤️

    1. You are probably right T. No doubt some of these words were created after downing a few LOL 🙂 <3

  10. Hi Debby – those are great aren’t they … loved reading them – cheers Hilary

    1. So happy to hear you enjoyed them Hilary. Happy week ahead! 🙂

  11. I love Raili’s humour, and I missed this post among many others no doubt in my absence .. But her Saturday Smiles often bring me huge grins.. <3 xx

    1. So glad you found it here after missing it Sue. Always great to smile! 🙂 <3 xxx

  12. What a riot! I have esplanaded a few times 😉 “Circumvent” :O

  13. Great share Debby… certainly some good ones there.. hugs ♥

    1. Thanks Sal, entertaining to say the least. 🙂 <3

  14. Thanks so much for sharing these smiles, Debby. They are hilarious. I had to pop over and read the rest. I thought percycution was pretty apt for baby naming these days. 🙂

    1. Lol, I know. Aren’t they fun? 🙂

      1. Heaps! 🙂

  15. OMG! This is hilarious!!!

    1. Isn’t it? Glad you enjoyed. 🙂

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